Sunday, 29 September 2013

মন বলে চাই চাই গো...

১। সরু কোমর, সরু হাত-পা। (মারুতির কাঁচে নিজেকে দেখলেও রোগা লাগবে এমন।)
২। পুজোয় পরিষ্কার আকাশ। পরিষ্কার ঘরদোর।
৩। এই গানটার প্রেমে যার জন্য আবার করে পড়েছি, সেই লোকটার “তাসের দেশ” দেখতে।
৪। বিদ্যা সিনহার মতো মোটা বিনুনি। (সিনহা শব্দটা লিখেই ‘জয় বাবা ফেলুনাথ’ মনে পড়ে গেল। পুজো এসে গেছে!)
৫। ট্রিঙ্কাসে দাঁড়িয়ে মাইক হাতে “আও হুজুর তুম কো” গাইতে (মনে রেখে, ঠিক জায়গায় হেঁচকি তুলে তুলে)।
৬। পাশবালিশের নতুন ওয়াড়। কুশনেরও।
৭। চা খাওয়া কমাতে। জল খাওয়া বাড়াতে।
৮। নখগুলো পুজোর আগে খেয়ে না ফেলতে। চকচকে লাল নেল-পলিশ লাগাতে হবে...কারিনা কাপুরের মতো।
৯। “The Lunchbox” আবার দেখতে। বারবার দেখতে।
১০। সাউথ সিটি মলে, pose দিয়ে ছবি তুলতে, মোবাইল ফোনের ক্যামেরায়। (airconditioned Victoria তো! যত না কেনাকাটি, তার চাইতে অনেক বেশি হাহাহিহি আর গায়ে ঢলে পড়ে ছবি তোলা, সেই সঙ্গে তৃপ্তির হাসি। কত মানুষের ওইটুকুতেই আনন্দ। আমারই বা হতে বাধা কোথায়?)
১১। ওস্তাদের মার শেষ রাতে-মার্কা শেষ মুহূর্তের কেনাকাটা। রান্নার মেয়ের পুজোর শাড়ির matching ব্লাউজ, আমার matching কানের দুল, তোয়ালে, লাল নেল-পলিশ।   
১২। আলপনা দিতে শেখা… “উৎসবের” মতো। বড় জায়গা জুড়ে।
১৩। ঋতুপর্ণকে “সত্যান্বেষী”র জন্য ক্ষমা করে দিতে...এক মাস তো হল। (সুখহীন নিশিদিন আর অর্পিতার নিজের গলায় গান – এই দুটোকে খারাপ বললে পাপ হবে; বলিওনি।)
১৪। ভাইকে দেখতে।

১৫। আমার লাইফ ইনসিওরেন্সের Nominee বদলাতে। (আমি – “পিঠে খুব ব্যথা”। জনৈক –“ঠিক করে দিচ্ছি”। বলেই আমার পিঠে জোরে দুম দুম করে কিল। আমি – “এটা কি হচ্ছে? কেন করছ?” জনৈক – “To kill a talking bird”)। 498A ও আছে। সেটা নয় পরে ভাববো।

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Awesome Blog Content (ABC) Award

Yahoooo!
No, ‘chahey koi mujhe junglee kahein’ won’t follow, folks. I won something! One of my favourite bloggers has nominated me for this award.




Thanks, hugs, chocolates, bubble wraps, sunny days and starry nights to you, TheWhitescape. I am so happy!     

Here are the Rules:-
1.   Add the ABC logo to your new blogpost.
2. Write a word or a phrase about yourself that begins with each alphabet.
3.   Nominate as many blogs you want.
4. Once nominated, let them know about the award and make them happy. : )

Here is my ‘About me’ list:-

1.                 Audacious, adequately adorable.
2.                 Bizarre.
3.                 Colourful.
4.                 Day-dreamer.
5.                  Energetic.
6.                 Farhan-fanatic.
7.         Gorgeous (I so wanted to write generous, giving, good-hearted etc etc but some invisible force typed this word. Not my fault.)
8.           Happy (the same invisible force came up with words like horny, hyper and hungry, but this time, I outsmarted it)
9.                 Imaginative, impulsive.
10.           Jovial.
11.        Kolkata, Kookie Jar. (Because my heart and my stomach are my most precious organs).
12.            Lazy.
13.        Marvelous (The first thing that came to my mind was ‘modest’. Then I remembered two things: (i) Just because you are a lawyer, you don’t have to lie all the time and (ii) I am not even getting paid for lying. So bunk it)
14.     Nawazuddin Siddiqui. (No, that’s not my pet name. If I ever have a harem of my own, this is the person who shall be the 2nd to qualify. For all of you who are cringing in curiosity regarding the 1st position, refer to point No.6 above)
15.          Outgoing, outrageous.
16.           Pragmatic, pompous.
17.           Quirky.
18.           Ridiculous. (God promise, it is the first and the only word that came to my mind, sat there taking up all the space, ate tea and biscuits and just refused to leave).
19.           Sensitive, sentimental.
20.           Talkative.
21.           Uber cool.
22.        Vivacious, vibrant, vindictive. (I thought V will be one of those difficult letters with which I will have trouble finding words. I found three. *yayness*)
23.             Weird.
24.      XXL – Husband’s T-shirt size, XL – Husband’s shirt size, XS – my brain’s size (because I could not come up with a single word starting with X *bangs head on the wall*)
25.           Youthful
26.      Zestful. (I hate how both the last two words end with ‘ful’. But then, today is my ‘I-wont-use-Google-for-anything-and-everything’ day. So….)

And here are my nominations:-
·         Anwesha Ray
·         Mandira Arnab Aich
·         Diptee Raut
·         Debosmita Nandy.
·         Sunil Namboohiri
·         Srimanti Gupta.
·         Biju Namboothiri.
·         Priyanka Roy Banerjee
·         Artsy Craftsy Mom
·         Kroswami

 It’s two and a half more days for the weekend! Yay!





Thursday, 19 September 2013

Roses in September…

My brother wrote these words in one of his status messages. “Roses in September”. Just the three words filled my nose and my head with fragrance and memories. Septembers do smell of roses. When your mother is a teacher, your house is filled with this flower in abundance. Red, yellow and pink. Not the expensive variety, but the 5 rupees kind. The roses are encircled by a tuft of furry leaves which I assume, are leaves of Jhhau gaach. The arrangement is wrapped in silver foil at the stem and cellophane at the top. At Bengali weddings, the guests are often greeted with roses of this variety and at times, they accompany Menu cards at the buffet tables. These tiny flower arrangements adorn our rooms on the 5th of September and the following few days.…accompanied by countless greetings cards with “Happy Teachers’ Day” written all over them. Ma’s school bag used to get overloaded with gifts. When we were young, it was Cello Ball point pens that outnumbered the other brands. I always used to crib about the dominance of red-ink pens over the black and blue ones.  Ma, I am sure, used to feel secretly happy that she didn’t have to share her gifts with her children.  But I was born greedy. I used to stockpile a few red pens for underlining important portions of the text books, draw hearts at the last page of school notebooks, fill them with red (finishing touch being an arrow drawn across it) and write on birthday cards and gift tags. When I was younger, I used to play ‘teacher-teacher’ and used those red pens up to the hilt (I used to correct old exercise copies from my previous academic years and what fun it used to be!).   

I visited Ma a few days back. The gifts have become a little more expensive. Cello is replaced with Linc and Uniball. Gifts include artificial long stemmed roses decorated with brightly coloured Thermocol balls and wrapped in a thicker variety of cellophane, scented candles, terracotta Ganpati idols, cute little teddy bear-key chains, letters and cards. Ma, like all the yesteryears, still stacks all the wrapping papers partially for the emotional value and partially for recycling. The fun of scanning through her gifts still remains untainted. (And, with a ‘whooooosh’ sound, my age goes downhill).

Teachers’ Day lesson:
A student in junior school did not bring any gift for the teachers. On 6th, he came and gave a parcel to Ma saying that he is a day late because his mother ‘goes to office’ and she did not get the time to get him gifts for his teachers. He also added that he was heartbroken the other day to see almost everyone else in his class handing over presents to the teachers. Ma felt sad. (I’m sure her eyes glistened, given the fact that she was a Rudaali in her previous birth). She told Baba. And Baba gave her an idea. He asked her to carry an assortment of about 10 gifts in her bag on every Teachers’ Day. In case, a child forgets to get a gift, she can quickly take out one from her bag and give to him/her. He/she can thereafter gift it to a teacher of his/her choice. (He also taught her how to strategise the entire act so that the child doesn’t feel humiliated.)
Ma was happy.

I was happy too, realizing all over again, that I have the best set of parents in the world.
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Teachers’ Day thoughts will be incomplete if I don’t mention someone who meant a world to me when I was in school. My Mathematics teacher, Mrs. Arundhati Mukherjee. Straightforward, firm, honest, often politically inaccurate, strict, loving and a gem of a person. I didn’t know she loved me too until I introduced her to my husband. Her first reaction was: "তুমি পরমাকে বিয়ে করেছ? তুমি তো খুব সাহসী!"  (You married Parama! You must be brave.) She added that I can eat one’s brains by my unrelenting blabbers and I am quarrelsome. In school, every time, she deducted marks, I would fight with her, asking for explanations, demanding justice, adding drama etc etc. In short, if I could fight with teachers, she could well imagine the condition of the husband. (She also added, that she loved me for whatever I was and she remembered my surname and sections, inspite of there being numerous Paramas in our batch! *the collars-up feeling*).



I updated a post for her on Teachers’ Day to which she replied. It gave me smiles and tears and the idea to flaunt it to the whole world by saving a screenshot of the same. Teachers are precious. So are their words….  (Yes, remembering “X-A” after 13 long years takes the cake.).
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Since I am in my narcissist spree, I would want to flaunt something else as well.
Last year I bought a saree from their store, wore it, showed them a picture later from my cell phone. This year, when I visited them again, the store manager at Bhumisuta tells me, that they have named that particular saree after me. At first I did not believe him. Then I saw this, made a ‘Susmita-Sen-after-winning-Miss-Universe’ face and left the store happily. Did I say ‘happily’? Well, it is an understatement.




And more happily thereafter, something more happened. Singapore based journalist (and a very lovely human being), Deepika put up this as her status:
“Today, like the best of things two of my saree dream girls showed up on the same page and the moment I had been waiting for, was here. 

Sadee Saree is about putting the saree back into real settings, real places and seeing her on real women who are really beautiful. It will have a bit of stardust but that will never be its driving force. There are other folks who are doing that already.
Which is why, I am delighted to introduce to you, the cover girls of the page -Parama Ghosh & Nithiya Laila. There are several more women you are about to meet. This is as good a day as any to like the page… …”


Kaleidoscope of butterflies danced in my stomach when I saw this.
  
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Parting tips:
I tried this the other day. Try the rose tea at Café The on the ground floor of ICCR at 9A, Ho Chi Minh Sarani. You will thank me forever.



Yes, Septembers do smell of roses.

Monday, 9 September 2013

Get set go.....aaaah!

I am, like any other true blue-blooded Bengali, blessed with all their divine qualities: perpetual acidity, unmatched sarcasm, bolster-lovingness, believer of “eating fish = breathing” and “Sourav Ganguly =/> all-Hindu-deities-taken-together”, an overdose of narcissism and the everlusting wander-lust. Yes, “lust” is the keyword here. We don’t just love to travel. For us, travelling is a way of life, just like food, clothes, oxygen and orgasm. For any normal Bengali, 40% of his savings is reserved for travelling. If you check the names of tourists detained in Kashmir, or those alienated from the rest of the world by devastating landslides in Darjeeling or the sweeping cyclones in coastal Orissa, you will find 90.8% of them are Bengalis.

For me, travelling is a bundle of happy feelings….the thrill of drinking the favourite brand of Vodka raw (Dev-D style) and singing “Intehaan ho gayi intezaar ki” loud, the delight of watching “Sholay” and muttering the dialogues even before the actors could deliver them, the excitement of discovering a white creamy moustache after a glassful of lassi and an orange tongue after gobbling an orange-flavoured popsicle, the fun in ringing your neighbour’s doorbell and running away…..the solace of a detangled ear plug.

From blood pumping trekking on the mountains to the soul-soothing succor of the seas, from the magnificence of mighty monuments to the crowd and chaos of the cities, from the dancing dunes of the deserts to the flora and fauna of the forests…..travelling allures me endlessly. And some day, I would love to travel the length and breadth of my country…..a country that orchestrates its bewildering diversities and creates a soulful symphony of sights and sounds, smells and savours.  

They say, all good things come in small packages. No, I am neither talking about my height nor my bank balance here. I am talking about Goa. I read somewhere that Goa stands for three things: it’s green, it’s glistening and it’s gorgeous. For me, Goa also stands for the sun, sand, sea and sossegado (meaning laid-backness).

Before I visited Goa, I had certain preconceived notions.
1.      Goa stands for “dope, drink and die.”
2.      Goa is very expensive and it can carve a hole in your pocket.
3.      Goa is for the young.
4.      Goa is unsafe.

A single visit had put all my ideas in a washing machine on a high speed mode and washed them clean. Goa is for ALL….irrespective of age, diverse tastes, culinary preferences and sizes of their money belts (Yes, Goa pleases all pockets with its accommodations ranging from a humble backpacker’s lodging to extravagant star-rated hotels). It is equally enchanting for the adventurous and the lazy, for lovers of colonial architecture and for lovers of pomp and parties. The feel of wet sand tickling your feet, the overwhelming smell of spiced teas and Feni, the marvel of century-old cathedrals, the serenity of the rivers and the turbulence of waterfalls, the array of vertebrates from the bounty of Arabian Sea adorning on your platter, the mouth-flooding spicy Pork Vindaloo, the quaint desolate beaches and the bustling flea-market will enthrall you alike. 




From childhood to this present day, whenever I lay my eyes or nose on something beautiful, I am reminded of Ma. "I wish I could show her what lies ahead". Goa was no exception. And, I had decided that if I ever plan a vacation for my family, it has to be Goa. Yes, they will freak out for the same four reasons given above, but I will convince them. I got married when I was in college. When I started working, I was already much-married. Planning a vacation for my family never happened as such, because for me, it was never about sponsoring one for them. I wanted to be a part of it, holding their hands, showing them around, telling them stories about each destination, suggesting to them the local cuisine and clicking several photographs. And with Goa, I not only want to weave for them a boulevard of beautiful dreams, but would also fulfill my long-cherished desire of planning a holiday for my parents.       

The journey to and from Goa can easily be done by air. However, if I have to plan, I would squeeze in atleast one train journey (Mandovi Express) in the itinerary because (i) the landscape of the Bombay-to-Goa stretch is punctuated with shades of green, the Western Ghats and waterfalls and is breathtaking, (ii) Baba loves train journeys, (iii) Ma loves train-food, (iv) I love sleeping in bunk beds.

Once we reach there, I would prefer South Goa for their lodging. South Goa is tranquil and peaceful and ideal for a couple on the wrong side of fifties. Of all the beaches in South Goa, I loved Colva the best. It is a perfect blend of serenity and exhilaration. I would choose the same resort where we had put up. The room had a glass wall facing the sea (not sea facing balconies and windows, but an entire wall!) Baba can laze on the bed, drown in a book while the sea can play its music in the background. The Man, Ma, bhai and I are the enthusiastic kind. We can go for long walks bare-feet on the sea-kissed sand, collect sea shells, bask in the hue of the setting sun, sip Feni cocktails and sing our favourite songs.




Colva has a wide assortment of eateries ranging from beach shacks to bistros. Sea Pearl-Sea Food Specialty Restaurant, Tate’s, Mickey’s, Silver Sands, Dominique’s Beach Shacks, Lucky Star-Goan Specialty Restaurant (all in Colva) and Pedro’s Bar & Restaurant (on Benaulim Beach) are some of the options. While the rest of the world may eat to live, Bengalis live to eat. My family is no exception. We plan meals the first thing in the morning (and eat before we pray). We go to bed with the anticipation of what to eat on the next day. So my research has to be precise and accurate when it comes to the eating joints.

And, Goa is a foodie’s paradise which boasts of succulent prawns and fiery-red fish curries, sea food delicacies, mouth-watering confectioneries and cheap Tax-immune alcohol. What amazed me was not only the taste of Goan food but also their names. Here are some:

Soups: Sopa Grossa, Bolinas Queijo, Canja de Galinha, Caldo Verde, Sopa de Cebola and  Sopa de Ervilhas are the most popular.


Fish Curries: Sorak, Amottik Fish Curry, Oyster Pie, Prawn Temperado, Fish Recheiado, Langouste Balchao, Portuguese Sardines, Fofos de Peixe, Baked Caranguejos (Crabs) and Caldeirada are some of the many.


Meat: Sorpotel, Cabidela, Pork Balchao, Pork Baffado, Pork Vindaloo and pickled Pork are dishes one must have before they die. (As I write this part of the post, I may die of short circuit if the charging wire reacts to my overflowing saliva).


Sweets: Coconut macaroons, Dodol and Neurios are Goan delicacies where coconut is the main ingredient with generous helpings of cashews, jaggery, cardamom powder, vanilla essence and almonds.






Cars are easily available on rent. Since all the three men can drive, we can get an entire car to ourselves. The South Goa itinerary would include beaches of Loutolim, varca, Cavelossim, Mobor, Betul, Agonda and Palolem. The texture of the sand, the colour of the sea varies from beach to beach and I am sure that would be a goosbump-evoking experience for Ma who is a Geography teacher. I can just contemplate the glitter in her eyes and the eagerness of a 10 year old in her heart. Of all the beaches, I mentioned Palolem is the prettiest…(so pretty that you would plan in advance: “When I die, please please God, see to it that I die here”). I plan to take my family for a boat ride to the Butterfly beach, Green islands and Patnem-Colomb beach from Palolem.


The North Goa trip will be planned with a day’s gap in between keeping in view their age and health. The main attractions in North Goa are Fort Aguada on the Sinquerim beach (we will click our own ‘Dil chahta hein’ family pictures there), Candolim beach, Calangute beach, Baga beach (where we can eat like gluttons at Brittos and I can arrange foot massages for the their weary feet), Anjuna Beach (strategically plan the day on a Wednesday so that we get a glimpse of the flea market and shop to our hearts’ content), Chapora Fort on Vagator and Dona Paula on the way back at the time of sunset.   


On another day, we can visit the old churches, stroll in the streets of Panaji, take a river cruise on Mandovi, have a hearty meal and come back. I will not plan a hectic tour. In between busy travelling-days, they can gulp the freshness of the sea breeze, savour the essence of the Portuguese culture, watch the sea for hours or just do nothing.  



  

Other than the stunning destination that Goa is, another reason for choosing Goa is to gift my parents an exquisite beach-holiday. My father is a Government servant and my mother is a school teacher. If you pose them with a question like “What is your idea of a perfect beach-holiday?”, their inevitable reply would be “a long weekend in Puri”. They have visited Puri atleast 40 times, if not more…yet, their relentless subjugation to the charm of the coastal town is unparallel. And lodging in Puri would be “Puri Hotel”. A sea-facing room would earn a 3-star status from them, a set of clean towels and a clean bathroom with a tiny red Lifebuoy soap or a tiny green Medimix soap would elevate the hotel to a 4-star level and if by any chance, the hotel has a swimming pool, my parents would be convinced that the place is 7-starred.


It’s time their ideas change. It’s time ideas change their lives.  


Goa, see you soon…

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This post is written for the "Creating Happy Travellers!" contest hosted by IndiBlogger and Yatra. 

 

Monday, 26 August 2013

Ode to odeur...


A favourite poet had once written that the smell of mutton being cooked, on any given day, can outdo the fragrance of several blooming flowers taken together.

When I talk about smells, this one sentence dictates my entire olfactory existence. When I was a child, Sunday lunches were synonymous to mutton. A warm concoction of spices: bay leaves, caramelized onion, garlic, ginger, turmeric and chilli paste and down in it, went the mutton! The pieces tossed and turned themselves in the brown paste and as they swam, their rigid bodies relaxed and softened. The sight reminded me of my first swimming classes. The spices penetrated into the mutton, making them more tender and succulent. The smell of oily orange gravy of well-cooked mutton was ambrosial. I would rush to the kitchen every ten minutes, deep breathe the aroma and wait for the opportune moment when Grandma would offer a piece of mutton and ask me if it was adequately soft. *tears of joy*

My grandma would often sprinkle a mixture of powered cardamom, cinnamon and cloves on the cooked mutton before serving. In winters, she would garnish them with tufts of coriander leaves, finely chopped. (I was too small to know what orgasmic meant, so I would settle for the word ‘heavenly’ here). In Sanskrit, there is a saying: “Ghranen ardhha bhojanam” which means “having smelled is half eaten”. How true!

Time flew. We grew up. Mutton, now is no more a Sunday-affair. The easy access to ‘savourites’ has diluted its charm. The fights among siblings for the most coveted cylindrical bone, the eternal tug of war between the bone and the mouth over the ownership of the brown bone-marrow, the potatoes half-slit and above everything, the richness of the aroma…the aroma that could magically transport you to the Wonderland of Alice, the kingdom of Narnia or the colourful world of Oz.

If childhood was a fairy tale, I would have dog-eared the pages on ‘Sunday mutton curries’ forever. 
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There were days when the father (and the Father of the nation) would be kind to me. Instead of coins to be dropped in earthen piggy banks, Baba would bestow upon me, a crisp green five rupee note. It was like winning a lottery. If 25 and 50 paise coins made the city of Paris, the five rupee note stood as tall as the Eiffel Tower. For a child, its monetary value was nil, but the olfactory sensations it spawned was enormous. The very first thing I always did was to bring the note close to my nostrils. The smell of fresh, new paper currency, unadulterated by human touch would reek of a smell so dreamlike. I cannot remember the last time I held one.

I am sure they still make five rupee notes in the Mint. Perhaps, the ones that should have reached me, held hands with my childhood and fled. : (
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The commonest of gifts from friends and relatives from foreign lands, were colognes, chocolates, cigarettes (alliterations amuse amateur authors). As children, tags and signs like ‘Made in USA’ fascinated us to no ends. When Baba dabbed the cologne or smoked the cigarettes, he smelled magnificent, regal. I would hold onto him tight and inhale the mixed fragrance of foreign cigarettes and foreign cologne (yes, ‘foreign’ is the key word here). It was an inexpressible feeling. The words which come close to describe is the feeling of smelling chilli chicken for the first time…the smell of something alien yet amazing.

The advent of shopping malls and internationalisation of domestic markets have robbed us of that feeling. You name a foreign brand, you get it right here.
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A conspicuous part of childhood was spent with my maternal grandparents. My grandma had a leather banded watch. When she travelled in a bus, she would fold the ticket longitudinally and tuck it under the leather band out of fear of losing it. Once she was home, she would take off her watch and hand over the ticket to me. (Yes, I collected bus-tickets and playing ‘bus conductor’ was one of my favourite games). But more than the tickets, what mesmerized me was the smell of the leather band.  It would be slightly wet from her sweat, yet it exuded the soft lavender fragrance of ‘Cuticura’ talc (which came in orange and white bottles when we were kids). The blended smell of sweat, talcum powder and leather was one of the things, I wish, she left for me when she left. Its worth would have been a million times higher than all the jewelry I inherited from her.
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My mother always told me that the secret of Rapunzel-hair was coconut oil…the coconut oil which came in narrow plastic bottles in summer and broad-mouthed cylindrical tin cans in winter. The comb would dig in its teeth into my tresses and make way for the oil to flow. Ma would run her fingers across the scalp and I would close my eyes in ecstasy. With eyes closed, I would be transported to the seas. I confess that I was never particularly fond of the smell of coconut oil, but the feeling it emanated when eyes shut was magic! I could instantly see rows of coconut trees lining up the coast, sand drenched in sea water, the unrest of waves and the smell of salt. While Ma braided my oil-soaked hair, scenes from the seas also wove themselves into long plaits of memories.
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The courtyard at my maternal grandparents was a powerhouse of fragrances.

Homemade pickles placed for sun-drying was not only one of the prettiest sights in the world, it also smelled delightful. The aroma of raw mango, red chilli or lemons embedded in mustard oil was a delight for the senses.

The mali (gardener) would water the plants in the courtyard and a delightful fragrance would spring from the wet earth. It smelled of life, bloom and greenness. After watering the plants, he washed the courtyard. The cemented body bathed in the stream of water rushing down from the hosepipe. What if it didn’t rain every day, the smell of the wet courtyard made up for it.

With the advent of autumn, its grey body would turn white. Hundreds of Shiuli flowers dressed it up for the upcoming Durga puja. The smell was intoxicating. The Shiuli tree also offered the joy of finding my favourite tricolour. White petals, orange stem and green leaves. 

The tree was infested with caterpillars. The branches were chopped off. The tree died eventually. The house changed its owners. A slice of my childhood changed too. Forever.
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Every evening in summer, guests would flock in. They were huge in number and infamous for spreading Malaria. Fancy repellants were unfamiliar. To ward off the little monsters, there were homemade secrets. “Dhuno” was one such. Fuming coconut shells were arranged in a terrracota pot (with a funnel base and an open top) and powdered incense was sprinkled on top. The smoke traversed from one room to another as someone constantly flapped the haat-pakha (hand-fan made of palm leaves) in order to keep the fumes alive. Sanjay Dutt may have glamourised the other-wise humble ‘Dhuno’ by performing a Dhunuchi-naach in Parineeta, but the truth remains that one of the chief purposes this wonder substance served was making Bengali households mosquito-free. The overwhelming fragrance of camphour and burnt coconut shells spread all over the place. Ethereal!


I wonder sometimes. Was it because camphour was its chief ingredient that Dhuno vanished in oblivion? 
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Mosquito-infested evenings also remind me of another common phenomenon in Kolkata. Power cut. Every now and then, electricity would make a disappearing act. In those days (late 80s and early 90s), inverters or generators were not common in middle class households. So we would resort to hurricane lamps or lanterns. The flat wick would be rolled up and lit and the flame guarded with a glass chimney fitted in between four tiny spikes. The tinted glass-bodied fuel tank down below would be filled with kerosene every morning. The black soot clinging onto the inner surface of the chimney was cleaned too. As I write this, I am drowned in goose bump-evoking nostalgia.

As soon as the wick was lit, the room would smell of kerosene. The smell! Aaaah….how delightful it was. The delight was rudely distorted by the fact that there would be school tomorrow and homework needed to be finished.
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As I mention school and homework, my mind dips into huge plastic packets full of new books, note books and brown papers I got at the beginning of every new academic session. The books and ‘exercise copies’ got new clothes just like we received new school uniforms and black Ballerina shoes. The exercise books were differently dressed. The Maths notebook wore a white and blue checkered shirt while the others wore white shirts with horizontal blue stripes. Ma put brown paper jackets on each of them and they looked and smelled nice and new. When I was in junior school self adhesive labels were not in vogue. I would cut each label and stick them with glue on the covers while Ma wrote my name, class, section and subject. The smell of the blank pages, brown paper and adhesive was all-encompassing. I wished ‘studying’ was equally interesting. :/   

I also loved the smell of new erasers. The tiny pink ones encased in silver sockets crowned wooden pencils. I never used these erasers. I only smelled them. My love for the tiny fragrant things served another purpose. I refrained from chewing the ends of the pencils.  
Then, there were white erasers with a green translucent layer on top. It used to have an alphabet printed on it and a picture of something the name of which started with that alphabet. They had a strange smell which amused me to no ends.

New session and new shoes remind me of white shoe-polish which Ma put on Keds canvas shoes when she couldn't wash them. The smell of the whitener left me speechless.
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Baba had a wooden box. It had a honey-comb chamber. The beehive pattern resembled the steel-bodied armour guarding the external bellow of a harmonium. In each aperture, stood tiny slender glass bottles of Homeopathic medicines, corked up tightly. Some held white round sugar-coated balls while others contained ‘mother tincture’. In all those cute little bottles lied a smell so thrilling. The strong pungent smell of alcohol escaped the containers every time Baba opened them. Baba stroked the bottles and small droplets of liquor jumped into the mouth. The effervescent liquid mixed with the happiness of popping the small white sugar pills was ethereal. If I was a doctor, I would have relentlessly suggested Homeopathic medicines for all ailments. More than their healing values, I felt that they were instant mood-fresheners. They smelled magic!

Oh yes, I miss Baba’s medicine-box and I miss its slow-but-steady therapies. The smell of Arnica, Nux Vomica and Bryonia 30 is missed too. : (          
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The smell of Inland letters and postcards was subtle and beautiful. It is one such smell which you cannot describe in words. If emotions had a smell, it would emit the fragrance of letters. I am not really talking about scented letters that lovers sent each other, but about every other letter or postcard which carried the smell of the person sending them. Picture postcards sent from relatives travelling abroad were special. I could almost smell the place from where the postcard was sent. Figments of imagination of a little girl…..nevertheless.

With the advent of emails, the personal touch, the smell and the warmth have reduced manifold.
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My grandmother never kept Naphthalene balls in between woolen clothes. She would make small pouches filled with dried red chillies, bay leaves, black pepper, cinnamon and other spices and put them in the trunks and suitcases, stored in the attic. In addition, she would put Eucalyptus leaves in abundance, sandwiched between the woolens and blankets. With the arrival of winter, they were brought down, soaked in sunlight and the whole place would smell like a valley of spices.
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I was six years old when my brother was born. I thought babies looked like those from advertisements of baby products.

26th August, 1989. I saw him for the first time. He looked like a lizard. I could almost hear my heart break into thousand pieces. Yes, I was sad at the sight. I didn’t like him at all.
One day Ma wasn’t around. The baby was fast asleep. I had been deputed with the task of vigilance over him. I brought my face close to his neck and smelled him.

I can never get over that feeling till death.

That was the best smell in the world. He smelled of powder, pee and poop all mixed together. I unfolded the tiny palms. I rubbed my nose on his belly. I ran my fingers through the few strands of hair on his almost-bald head…..And, I cried out of joy. Nothing could, till date beat the experience I had on that day. He was the best smell in the world.

He still is.   

It’s been many years now. The tiny lizard has metamorphosed into an attractive young man (It was inevitable. After all, he has my genes). And, he turns 24 today. (And no, I won’t turn this post into a mushy birthday post)

I may have my own babies someday, but he shall always be my first. The joy of holding him in my arms and drowning in a pool of baby-fragrances was, is and shall always feel like paradise…a paradise that I call ‘home’.
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